Important Rules to Remember in Life
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive today only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk

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maybe i am dyslexia

An Apple a day keep bill gates away

@mcbone

Brilliant

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If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're upside down.

@TiredofLife

Ah yeah...jajaja...ingenious

What a phrase about alcohol and milk haha...

And the that you are alive is good phrase too again haha

Last edited by newlight on 12-Apr-2015 at 02:58 AM.

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@mcbone

Ha ha! Best AmigaWorld post ever.

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