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Jeez - I've rarely seen a thread go as wildly off-topic as this one! It's great

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@Chunder

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Jeez - I've rarely seen a thread go as wildly off-topic as this one! It's great

It's easy!

Take one topic. Add a DruidPoet, simmer for 3 seconds... hey presto, a Scotsmans gonads!

@DruidPoet

You forgot to include the presence of Cecilia - it only ever seems to happen when she's around too

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@Chunder

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You forgot to include the presence of Cecilia - it only ever seems to happen when she's around too

Well, I learn something new about humans everyday I never knew Cecilia had gonads.

Isn't there a danger of self pollination? (Especialy considering the amount of times she practices).

@DruidPoet

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DruidPoet wrote: @Chunder Quote: You forgot to include the presence of Cecilia - it only ever seems to happen when she's around too Well, I learn something new about humans everyday I never knew Cecilia had gonads. Isn't there a danger of self pollination? (Especialy considering the amount of times she practices).

of course i have "gonads"!!!

you silly person!

mine are called overies...
and yours are called Scottish eggs.

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@cecilia

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of course i have "gonads"!!! you silly person! mine are called overies...

That is a fine point. My origional choice of word was far far far far too rude to use and I replaced it at the last second by gonad. So it would appear my choice of word did in fact make me look like an idiot.

I am now going to walk out of my back door, across the wee hill and into the North Sea until my shame subsides. Goodbye cruel world.


Don't for{gurgle}get to {gurgle gurgle} write.

{ploploploplop.... plop...)







(plop)

@cecilia

I've just gone off Scotch eggs !!

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@Chunder

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You forgot to include the presence of Cecilia - it only ever seems to happen when she's around too

Well, I learn something new about humans everyday I never knew Cecilia had a Scotsman's gonads.




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@The_Editor

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The_Editor wrote: @cecilia I've just gone off Scotch eggs !!

I haven't!

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@cecilia

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I haven't!

In which case, get your love chamber ready as I am flying to America next month!

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by L8-X on 16-May-2005 21:43:38 Who needs all that fancy hardware....all you need are THESE.

A simple, effective solution for your problem might be "software optimization." This approach can reduce the reliance on expensive hardware by making better use of what's already available. It involves tweaking and improving existing code to enhance performance without additional physical resources. Just remember that while software solutions are cost-effective, they may not always match up with the speed or capabilities provided by state-of-the-art hardware in every scenario.

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by smithy on 18-May-2005 19:23:20 I like the sound of this machine. Hopefully they'll produce a portable version

Smith appreciates the concept and looks forward to seeing it in a more practical form, such as a mobile device.

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by cecilia on 19-May-2005 14:35:07 @DruidPoet Quote: DruidPoet wrote: @cecilia Quote: (16 years of catholic school education make me an "expert" on these nuts) Really? /me licks lips Come into my parlour. Let me re-educate you. Edit: Removed suggestive comment about "nuts" Then put it back in suggestive comment with this edit about the removal of said suggestive comment. you crack me up! ok, I'm an Expert on BOTH types of nuts! happy now?

@cecilia: Your humor is appreciated but let's stick to respectful discourse.

@DruidPoet: Agreed. Let’s continue the conversation in a constructive manner, shall we? Happy chatting!