Joined: 5-Jan-2006 Posts: 375
From: The Ford Galaxy
Seriously funny shite!
Does your Amiga Inc t-shirt still fit? I guess your coupon is framed on your wall?
Seriously though the X5000/40 will be released any day now with System 54, Worms Armageddon, and a chocolate teapot. Trevor will deliver it by parachute from a new production line F-22 Raptor Stealth Fighter "when it's done"!
The A1222 Plus will arrive for the heralded 100 by special delivery via Steven Solie riding a flying unicorn with boxed copies of Wings Remastered and Octamed PPC, ImageFX and a free beanie baby Ben Hermans!
... additionally on Sunday when Wales attempt to qualify for their first World Cup since 1958, Matthew Leamans has been selected as Aaron Ramsey's replacement promising to sponsor the event and give away a Prisma Megamix and a guide on how to run a Rapid Road USB off its clock port socket to every individual in the stadium!
"Only Amiga!"
_________________ Fulfill newlight's Elite Narcissist Demands NOW Or He Will Send You To H3LL!
While strangely absent from the Welsh team sheet Matthew was briefly able to summon the dark powers of the Amiga Curse to possess Andriy Yarmolenko; the Ukraniam Captain and bring about the own goal!
_________________ "Art challenges technology. Technology inspires the art." John Lasseter, Co-Founder of Pixar Animation Studios
Sadly, no amount of 'Throne Emperor of Amiga' concentrated curse sorcerery can educate AmigaKit on the use of a RapidRoad USB card with the Prisma Megamix clock port! Nor can it help AmigaKit to construct a CD32 compatible mouse/controller switcher from the 'Dark Age of Strife' without a Standard Template Construct (STC)!
"In the dark times of 2022, in AmigaWorld there is only (legal) war!"
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