@cell

Even longer than that orthodox candles thread? Egads!



Doug

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logicalheart wrote:
You know that pretty sound you play when the computer starts?
You need another one to play when the computer is actually ready to use.
Maybe add more for malfunctions and then we'll have music all day.

Fortunately aw.net had an upgrade, so it can cope with threads this long.

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Wiffy wrote: Fortunately aw.net had an upgrade, so it can cope with threads this long.

Well, if it gets any longer someone's gonna be able to pick in up and weave it into a Persian rug or something...



Doug

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logicalheart wrote:
You know that pretty sound you play when the computer starts?
You need another one to play when the computer is actually ready to use.
Maybe add more for malfunctions and then we'll have music all day.

@Wiffy

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Wiffy wrote: Fortunately aw.net had an upgrade, so it can cope with threads this long.

How long can it cope with ?

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How long can it cope with ?

Lets find out!


In honour of our absent thread starter

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That there That's not me I go Where I please I walk through walls I float down the Liffey I'm not here This isn't happening I'm not here I'm not here In a little while I'll be gone The moment's already passed Yeah it's gone And I'm not here This isn't happening I'm not here I'm not here Strobe lights and blown speakers Fireworks and hurricanes I'm not here This isn't happening I'm not here I'm not here Radiohead. How To Disappear Completely

@DruidPoet

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How To Disappear Completely

Who said that?

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@DruidPoet

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Lets find out!

10 green bottles sitting on a wall,
10 green bottles sitting on a wall,
and if 1 green bottle, were to accidently fall..........

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Priest has sex on his alter, tut tut

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1408869.html?menu=news.quirkies That's Christianism for u. well, @ least it wasn't with a kid

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@Atheist

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You are what you eat, so, what the hell are you?? j/k

F*cked!

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@treblesix

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10 green bottles sitting on a wall, 10 green bottles sitting on a wall, and if 1 green bottle, were to accidently fall..........

Accident eh? Were you once a cop?

@DruidPoet

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DruidPoet wrote: In honour of our absent thread starter

i've got another one and it's in keeping with the topic:


Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.

John Lennon

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That's the only God that I know exists." Terry Gilliam

@cecilia

Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who’s there

Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I’ll make you a believer

Take second best
Put me to the test
Things on your chest
You need to confess
I will deliver
You know I’m a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus...

Feeling unknown
And you’re all alone
Flesh and bone
By the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I’ll make you a believer

I will deliver
You know I’m a forgiver

Reach out and touch faith

Your own personal jesus

Reach out and touch faith

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@nicholas

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
’cause they don’t get enough to eat

From god,
I can’t believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
’cause they can’t make opinions meet,
About god,
I can’t believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Don’t know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain’t and so do you,
Dear god,
I can’t believe in,
I don’t believe in,

I won’t believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You’re always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it’s the same the whole world ’round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebody’s unholy hoax,
And if you’re up there you’ll perceive,
That my heart’s here upon my sleeve.
If there’s one thing I don’t believe in...

It’s you,
Dear god.

(XTC. Dear God)

@DruidPoet

Down down, you bring me down
I hear you knocking at my door and I can’t sleep at night
Your face, it has no place
No room for you inside my house I need to be alone

Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you
I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do

Turn turn, I wish you’d learn
There’s a time and place for everything I’ve got to get it through
Cut loose, you’re no use
I couldn’t stand another second in your company

Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you
I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do

Stone me, why can’t you see
You’re a no-one nowhere washed up baby who’d look better dead

Your tongue is far too long
I don’t like the way it sucks and slurps upon my every word

Don’t waste your words I don’t need anything from you
I don’t care where you’ve been or what you plan to do

I am the resurrection and I am the light
I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as I’d like

I am the resurrection and I am the light
I couldn’t ever bring myself to hate you as I’d like

(The Stone Roses: I am the Resurrection)

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@nicholas


well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova.
you're a no-josep it's a labour of love ####ing yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
johnny want ####ie always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.


(Buzzcocks. Orgasm Addict)






Edit: Geeza break, it's Friday night and I'm bottling homemade wine!

Last edited by DruidPoet on 27-May-2005 at 08:56 PM.

@DruidPoet



Bottling it? Just neck it straight from the vats!

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@nicholas

What, a lyrics contest?-)

http://www.netsector.com/tony/maiden/lyrics/hallowed_be_thy_name.htm
http://www.netsector.com/tony/maiden/lyrics/infinite_dreams.htm
http://www.netsector.com/tony/maiden/lyrics/no_prayer_for_the_dying.htm

Well...

#include "all_of_maiden.h"

@Mr_Capehill

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Mr_Capehill wrote: @nicholas What, a lyrics contest?-) http://www.netsector.com/tony/maiden/lyrics/hallowed_be_thy_name.htm http://www.netsector.com/tony/maiden/lyrics/infinite_dreams.htm http://www.netsector.com/tony/maiden/lyrics/no_prayer_for_the_dying.htm Well... #include "all_of_maiden.h"

DELETE #?IronMaiden#?

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@nicholas

copy dh0:.recycled/#?ironmaiden#? dh0:music/

phew.

@Mr_Capehill

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Mr_Capehill wrote: @nicholas copy dh0:.recycled/#?ironmaiden#? dh0:music/ phew.

Bloody fancy upwards of 3.1 operating systems!

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