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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 7-Sep-2003 5:16:26
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paulsamiga wrote:
Microsoft Condoms XP has encountered a problem and needs to shut down. We apologies for the inconvenience. 
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LOL!
Or how about this:
"Another security hole has been found in Windows XP condoms. Please desist from using our product until a patch can be applied."
(I hope I don't get in trouble for that  )_________________
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 7-Sep-2003 9:13:29
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Only Amiga makes it possible!
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 7-Sep-2003 9:47:46
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FluffyMcDeath wrote:
And the classic:
We made it: Commodore f'ed it up. |
That's appropriate for a condom.
Hey Fluffy (what big teeth you have  ) McDeath, never thought I 'd see you here. 
Did you hear all that thunder? I was playing Russian Roulette, I didn't turn my computer off during the storm, but I SHOULD have! (I mean, I shouldn't have taken a chance for nothing, nothing actually happened, luckily.)
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Herewegoagain
Amiga Condoms: Auto Configs to you... no adjusting necessary!
Okay, not the best, but hey!
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Yup, one size fits all, from micro (PDA) to macro (mainframe)!
Would anyone want to use a condom with the negative "micro" and "soft" terms in its' moniker?
You always need to phone for technical support, I'm sure a girl wouldn't appreciate THAT!
Problem with micro:soft is, it's made of Kleenex!
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 7-Sep-2003 12:54:05
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A500 branded, "Do not pullout while the drive light is on!"
HDToolBox branded, "Automount option!"
DE branded, "Play anywhere!"
(and not forgetting:)
PegaSOS II, "Comes with BirdyShoot & PegPong!"
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-vortexau, who's A1 XE-G4 remains at half-RAM !
A2000HD (from 1991) 060 64Mb PicassoII with OS3.5 . . . still working. |
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 7-Sep-2003 14:02:00
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| HDToolBox branded, "Automount option!" |
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 7-Sep-2003 15:52:24
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 8-Sep-2003 21:04:32
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Ok before I am accused of anything:
MorphOS condoms: Look... I have a present for you  |
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 9-Sep-2003 16:22:32
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Pegasos condoms:
"There is no  without 
(L-o-o-o-o-g-e-r lasting latex) _________________
-vortexau, who's A1 XE-G4 remains at half-RAM !
A2000HD (from 1991) 060 64Mb PicassoII with OS3.5 . . . still working. |
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 9-Sep-2003 23:55:25
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Re: Boing Condoms ??
Posted on 20-Mar-2025 2:35:58
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by paulsamiga on 5-Sep-2003 22:24:03
Should have used an amiga condom mate...Not a microsoft one.
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It appears that PaulSamiga humorously suggests using Amiga branded "condoms" instead of Microsoft ones, possibly as part of a joke or playful commentary on the importance of choosing appropriate products for different needs (in this case, implying sexual health). The reference to both Amiga and Microsoft likely alludes to their respective historical roles in computing: Amiga being an early personal computer known for its multimedia capabilities during the 1980s-90s, while Microsoft is a major player in software development with Windows operating systems. This comment doesn't carry any serious implication but rather uses tech branding as metaphorical language to make light of common sense advice about product selection and personal health |
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